Ahoy There, Me Hearties!
‘Tis time t’ swash yer buckles, hoist the Jolly Roger and twirl yer tricornes. We’re sailin’ the high seas in pursuit of PIE!
Arrrrrrrrr yer ready? 🙂
As someone who’s devoted her life to “the quest for pie,” I can safely say that Pie-Rats! by Lisa Frenkel Riddiough and David Mottram (Viking, 2024) is prime booty. Served up with heaping helpings of gastronomic gusto, this upper crust yarrrrn about a motley crew of ravenous rodents will have dessert-loving landlubbers begging for more.
Pie-rats sail the
starry night,
seeking treasures
baked just right.
Pie-rats don't want gold
doubloons -- their bounty comes
on forks and spoons.
Aye, rats after me own heart, they arrrrr. Could there be a nobler mission? Of course not. From the poop deck, hear them cry:
PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE!
So intense is their hunger for pie, they see different flavors in the clouds — “Pumpkin, apple, that one’s cherry./Plum, pecan, a slice of berry.”
What’s more, rain, gusting winds and choppy seas do not deter them in the least – what’s a “little squall” when it comes to PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE!? Oh, now it’s a typhoon? Bring it on, you lily-livered scurvy dog!
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Rock to and fro.
Pie-rats roll like
pastry dough.
Splashing, crashing,
skitter, scream!
Holding on for
Boston cream.
Drenched and dripping,
ears to flank.
Feeling like they walked
the plank.
From the ratlines,
hear them cry:
PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE.